Is it normal to miss your booty call?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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