Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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