Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
