So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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