You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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