They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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