At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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