Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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