I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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