summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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