I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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