How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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