Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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