I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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