I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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