i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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