have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
you made out with another girl for some wings
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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