Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
no, he came in my armpit
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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