I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize