so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
sex in a hospital.. check
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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