he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
