he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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