The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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