We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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