you guys were way drunker than both of me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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