So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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