the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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