There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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