WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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