she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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