On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So vagazzling was a success
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