I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
A+ Viking dick
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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