dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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