are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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