would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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