they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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