...so i touched it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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