Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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