the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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