Me too!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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