Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do plants get herpes?
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