Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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