if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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