Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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