Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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