whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
