Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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