"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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