I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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