I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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