Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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