does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
