You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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