Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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