I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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