and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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