I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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